Introduction
More appropriate for teens, this is absolutely one of the most beautiful poems I have ever read. With the sounds of African drums or instrumental jazz in the background, recite this poem.
Ego-tripping
(there may be a reason why)
I was born in the congo
I walked to the fertile crescent and built the sphinx
I designed a pyramid so tough that a star
That only glows every one hundred years falls
Into the center giving divine perfect light
I AM BAD
I sat on the throne
Drinking nectar with allah
I got hot and sent an ice age to Europe
To cool my thirst
My oldest daughter is nefertiti
The tears from my birth pains
Created the nile
I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
I gazed on the forest and burned
Out the sahara desert
With a packet of goat's meat
And a change of clothes
I crossed it in two hours
I am a gazelle so swift
So swift you can't catch me
For a birthday present when he was three
I gave my son Hannibal an elephant
He gave me Rome for mother's day
My strength flows ever on
My son noah built new/ark and
I stood proudly at the helm
As we sailed on a soft summer day
I turned myself into myself and was
Jesus
Men intone my loving name
All praises All praises
I am the one who would save
I sowed diamonds in my back yard
My bowels deliver uranium
The filings from my fingernails are semi-precious jewels
On a trip north
I caught a cold and blew
My nose giving oil to the arab world
I am so hip even my errors are correct
I sailed west to reach east and had to round off
The earth as I went
The hair from my head thinned and gold was
Laid across three continents
I am so perfect so divine so ethereal so surreal
I cannot be comprehended
Except by my permission
I mean......I can fly
Like a bird in the sky
Extension
The poem is meant to be read out loud placing special emphasis on it's confident and sassy verse. Divide children into groups and give each group a stanza. Have them perform dramatic interpretations of their parts. It is always interesting to see how the entire poem comes together.